Dihydrogen Monoxide and You…
Do you know how to stay safe around Dihydrogen Monoxide?? This is a dangerous substance you have to encounter on a daily basis. Here are some tips to be safe to ensure you will survive in a world with Dihydrogen Monoxide:
Did you know that Dihydrogen Monoxide is the main cause of rust, erosion, and mudslides? It is also a
breeding ground for mosquitoes, algae, and other nasty things.
Despite its hazardous nature, Dihydrogen Monoxide is still used in the functioning of nuclear power plants, the manufacturing of styrofoam, and in the distribution of pesticides.
Dihydrogen Monoxide can also cause electrical failures and decrease effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Pure Dihydrogen Monoxide is an acid with a pH level of 7.0 – that’s a higher pH level than any other acid!
Prolonged exposure to solid or gaseous forms of Dihydrogen Monoxide can cause severe tissue damage.
Don’t stick your head in Dihydrogen Monoxide – if you remain fully submerged for a long time, you will DIE!
Take care when dealing with Dihydrogen Monoxide!! Protect your families!! Call your Congressmen!!
